Wednesday, November 20, 2002

i'll do away with the H


call me TERE.


*i liked Tere better...
besides Tereh if you pronounce it
is such an annoying seductive word.
with the H prolonged...
Terehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DARN!
it can be quite that annoying!!!

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

hehehehe...
this ish funny!
nyark!nyark!nyark!

Monday, November 18, 2002

Self Reproach ala Googlism


tere is an alternative to the socialist protectionist = sum kind of a leftist ideology?
tere is a fire = I burn. I pine.
tere is célpont = celfone?
tere is a single mexican woman = a telenovela star
tere is no time to lose = impatient and determined
tere is living in long beach = I like pools better.
tere is the sort of romantic who wants life to measure up to pedro infante's movies = & dave grohl’s whines and whoos…sigh!
tere is prettier than alba = hehehe… I wish. Who’s alba anyway?
tere is a walking almanac of facts about this tragic = the tragedy of the unexplained
tere is a true people person = (“,) vote me for prez. wehehe
tere is secretary of the pedro infante club de admiradores norteamericano #256 = who the hell is pedro infante?
tere is a typical files virus = mmmm…hehehe…salot!
tere is some net links to sites to help without a doc = at least…
tere is always trying to give the credit for her work to someone else = mmm…
tere is married to joe canzoneri = freaky.
tere is so busy loving instead of living that she almost misses the point of everything that is = not true. bz not because of luv but bz because of stacked papers up to my neck.ack!
tere is an avid hockey fan = more of a basketball fan
tere is by phone = nope. by the net. major junkie.
tere is so very human with her needs = not all the time.
tere is secretary of the pedro infante fan club = I said who the hell is pedro infante?
tere is genuinely excited about getting a better deal and asked me to pass on the advice = the advice of whether to shave or not to shave.
tere is coming all the way from veracruz = the town which the Cruzes owned, dream on!
tere is the new i ka pono garden project director = ipanima!
tere is especially sweet while dina bonnevie's marissa provides a nice = poocha!
tere is now making brushes = made of stuff that repels icky fungi that causes dandruff.
tere is kind of sentimental because she believes all the jokes that we do and gets kind of angry = that is not so true. I do laugh at some jokes but I don’t believe ol of them.
tere is the first stop = to daydreams, random thoughts and neurosis.
tere is the exclamation mark that signifies the end of andrassy út = hache i jota!
tere is able to make = some people, cry some people laugh. Tsk.tsk.
tere is a graduate of the rockwell institute in seattle where she was trained in residential real estate = I wish.
tere is the inspiration behind all our recipes; here we pass on some of her culinary secrets = the legend who watched heny sison’s shows and never learned to cook.
tere is a beautiful woman = in whose rights?
tere is working on a cookbook that will include her cocktails = and doomfoods.
tere is on another scholarship in the united states = ?
tere is availability for the sp games in fiji next year = fiji.fiji.fiji.
tere is a server running at the moment ip 202 = 202 is the diameter of delmonte’s 202 can.
tere is no newcomer in the industry but it took a guest appearance on pas band's song = my dream. have an indie band.
tere is the artificial lake = a lake made of iced tea
tere is oblivious to her mother's prejudices = not that I know
tere is vice president = from way back kopong-kopong
tere is van = ?
tere is little sand on the beach and a lot of stones it is very beautiful and one cam walk on a wide strip of grass along the seashore = mmm…nice thought.
tere is one of the best artists on the internet = just type www.pornstar.com.wehehehe.
tere is teh = taeh
tere is one stop away and you can walk to vaci utca from here = and then turn left and look the right and point to the west
tere is a similar building that houses the szépmuvészeti museum = where taxidermied animals can never be found
tere is nice = I can do your homework (right hand open)
tere is merely an excuse for a meet = a swim meet?
tere is one i saw in hurst texas = wearing cowboy boots and shouting, “Hee-haw!”.
tere is again at her favorite task = blogging (but me thinks it doesn’t count as a task)
tere is accorded a gentle reminder that prayers are often answered = I believe.
tere is no need for u to learn vc++ to start c# = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
tere is a certified senior professional in hr and holds a ba from the universidad autonoma de tamaulipas and an mba at the university of the incarnate word = Sỉ!
tere is in her forties and still single = this, I am afraid of.
tere is nospark on the wireshope you can help me thanks = and leave ur message after the beep.
tere is no spark on the = ass
tere is = what she is
tere is no way i would endanger his = crotch…hahaha
tere is the small island just west of britanya = yes. the encyclopedia. (korni!)
tere is something the matter with us = just like a class card with a red mark
tere is handy with everything else = comes with a free can opener if you call now!hurry!
tere is only 5 foot tall = + 2 inches
tere is no one left to ask" = sad.
tere is a capable = …of many things… weird or sane.
tere is hosting a grand collection of birthday cards for david & gillian created by xf artists = this is a suggestion.
tere is a story that emphasizes on the high and low points in each of our lives = everybody has it
tere is some stain and pitting on the skates = I want my stain removed
tere is still a problem = a lurv problem…wehehehehe.
tere is a great lady that i met surfing around my ivillage community = baduy!soulmate?
tere is an accountant in her mid = mid…mid-life crisis? I hate math!!!
tere is a 'version slot and then a 'versionstring slot = feel free to stick things in my slot.naughty grin.
tere is no set fee = some blackhole of grammar
tere is a native of fort worth = of the polluted metro manila
tere is completely = mesmerized
tere is anyone who can help me with a problem i've got = glad to be of service
tere is divorced and looking for love in all the wrong places = nightmare
tere is much more neccessity for housing this category of persons than the real possibilities are = superhero nero
tere is coming from tijuana to celebrate the puente for the feast of our lady = while singing “rain song” with all her vocal cords’ might.
tere is a foam weedkiller that works well = with golden latigo ol bulate go!
tere is currently an enormous deficits of longer series of letters in the archives = nyak!
tere is a guyat my work who is under heavy conviction to get saved = me not understand
tere is an mbta = massive.booger.tutchang.alert. (alerter!nyerknyerknyerk!)
tere is some good news to this = world (wehehehehe…yikes, korni!)
tere is no treatment for multiple chemical sensitivity = unless you electrocute yourself
tere is a small bug in the program = that hibernates on your my documents and after seven days, your telephone will ring and some kid will say, “what’s your favorite scary movie?”

Sunday, November 17, 2002

hey!

People in your company think you are unreal, they are hallucinating. You are creativly inspiring aswell as you make people delirious and delusional. You make time appear distorted, colours appear brighter, sounds more sharper and things seem to change shape. Sometimes people are frightened by you and get scared of everything. You mess people up, one minute they could be laughing the next they are sobbing. Sometimes you disress people so much they try to commit suicide. When people have spent alot of time with you, they get a 'flashback', they could be on a train comming home from work and suddenly start mocking the bloke next to them who appears to have grown a long hairy snout like a rat.

Find Out If You Were A Drug, What You Would Be!

quiz by ravenritings