imelda's new year's resolution after finding out that marcos the dictator's bustin Benguet has been blasted off by some communist rebels.



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hapi nu yir!

ere's what the love test - animal test say about my lovelife choovas...

1. You are attracted to those who have split personality, like cold
as ice on the outside, but hot as fire in the heart.

2. In the process of courtship, the approach that would make you
feel irresistable is patience, never give up on you.

3. The impression you would like to give to your lover is loyal,
faithful, never change.

4. You don't like it when your partner is insecure.

5. The kind of relationship you would like to build with your
partner is one that you care not only about the present but
also the future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship
that you can grow with.

6. You care about the society and morality, you won't do anything
wrong after marriage.

7. You are afraid of marriage, you think it would take away your
freedom.

8. At this moment, you don't want to be tied down by a steady
relationship, you just want to flirt around.

mmm...very true...very true indeed!

this is hideous!

i adore andrew warhola!
i jas laaaaab his worrrrks.
he breathes some life to boring pictures

the lad inspired me in a way, thus, warhol + e

hail the campbell soup king!

i hate to see schweewee so alone...

so...

hehehehehe....

i adopted this cuties,

meet...

wowdee cirrus


and

schmeenbee geb


and

screwshmee screwtop


weeeeeeeeeeee...
wehehehehehehehehehehe....
/me laughs ala annoying woody wood pecker ehehehe ehehehe eheheheheheheheheh!!!!

>meet my new baby!>



Neopet Name : schweewee
Owner : warhole
Species : JubJub
Gender : Male
Colour : Yellow>

ways to de-cynicism/fy/al (suit yourself)

1. reminisce. visit the dusty pages of your childhood photo albums.
2. know your Seussisms. :)
3. listen to your get happy cd/lp. (mine's by moonpools and caterpillars)
4. be bold. drink some island punch til your tipsy but not drunk.
5. make some letters to yer friends. surprise them.
6. kiss some random people (random-you-know-them-people)
7. text the people you seldom text.
8. rub your nails together then rub your rubbed nail on the tips of yer hair. (hehehe)
9. go to halls of your high school then SCREAM at the top of your lungs.
(u know wer dis came fr?)
10. wear a skirt. (this sure makes me happy, hehehe...i dunno w/ ebwibade)

*if you have a de-cynicism/fy/al tip, please feel free to tag me. twenks. :)

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own.
And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy
who'll decide where to go.

-Oh, the Places You'll Go!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

From Seuss-isms: Wise and Witty Prescriptions for Living from the Good Doctor

i love


*i say green eggs and ham,
sam-am-I?

:)

cyn·i·cal
adj.
Believing or showing the belief that people are motivated chiefly by base or selfish concerns; skeptical of the motives of others
Selfishly or callously calculating:
Negative or pessimistic, as from world-weariness
Expressing jaded or scornful skepticism or negativity

*misanthropy, my specialty...

i decided that

i

i want

i want to

i want to be

i want to be saved.

is it me or is it me?
pansin ko lang...
i am becoming ultra cynical
these past few days, months, years...
can't even remember.

i scare myself all the time

ano kaya pede kung gawin...
to relieve me off this plague?

or maybe i don't wanna be saved?

any suggestions?

*i see the world in a very blurry point of view.

yipeeeee!
na-extend ang thesis deadline...
well, at least...
more days to count
til judgement day.

* sana wag cynical...

/me chants kaya ko 'to! kaya ko 'to! kaya ko 'to!....

tell me computer...
am i that addicted?

Are you Addicted to the Internet? 49% Average@Internet-User.com (41% - 60%) You seem to have a healthy balance in your life when it comes to the internet and life away from the computer. You know enough to do what you want online without looking like an idiot (most of the time). You even have your own Yahoo club or online journal! But you enjoy seeing your friends and going out to enjoy life away from your computer. The Are you Addicted to the Internet? Quiz at Stvlive.com!

nalilihis ng daan.
sa isa pang pagkakataon.
pangalawang kamatayan.


The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

haaaaayyyyy buhaaaaayyyyy...

waaaaaahhhhhh...
m totally crazy bout this girl
and the movie!


Which Amelie character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

*my favoritest (hehe) movie ever.

if i were an onion
i'd be the thinnest-skinned onion ever
if i were a harbor
i'd be the best in town
if i were a rock
i'd be the one who cries a lot

our thesis is about batibot,
and this doesn't help much
on my feeling nostalgic.
blah!

waaahhhhhhh...
i was suppose to finish our group's related lit
for broadjourn...
but look at me, hehehe... here i am...
sailing away from sanity and heading towards
dementia .

dementia led me to wander off reality and she let me visit my childhood mem'ries.
and i realized how much i miss
!
its muppets who keep me company
every morning (when I was not yet schooled) and in the afternoon (when I was schooled!)...

I miss gentle pong pagong
I miss the husky voiced kiko matsing
I miss the sisters (or lesbians?), ningning and gingging
I miss the annoying aliens, sitsiritsit and alibangbang
I miss iking (hehehehe...funny name) the clapper
I miss manang bola
I miss irma the daldal
I miss direk

I also miss kuya bodjie and ate sienna

I miss them all...

I miss the days when all you have to worry about is...

how can you catch your fave cartoon/TV show when
your schoolbus is running late...?
how can you win the most coveted prize represented by a
rio...which is actually a sosy version of a rubber band
from a game called "dampa"?
and
how can you make your playmates drink gallons of juice
from your new pitcher and glasses set
without making them hate you?

haaaaayyyyyy ...

snap!

those are the days of my goofing.

enap olredi...
sigh!
hafta go back to work...
or else
i wouldn't see the light of day again.

my chinese name is
Kong Ming rui

*which means sharp, bright, brilliant.
wehehehe.sana nga.snort.

U can get yours here...
ripped this off from leidygaea.
thankies.

Pounding Headache

Why dost my head poundeth so?
Is it the noise?
The light?
The constant hammering of the Nickelodeon channel?
Why are the Rugrats such homely children?
Why does Angelica's mom talk out of the side of her mouth?
I don't know.
These questions plague me.
Why do people shop in places called "Barn"
Pottery Barn,
Dress Barn,
Are they cows?
Why do cows need to shop?
Are they slaves to labels?
Damn that incidious Pottery Barn catalog.
It draws me in.
My head poundeth.
Tylenol, my head is yours.

-poet who's pen name is Sylvia Plath

m on a block today.
i have the unpace-futile-perplexed syndrome tonight.
oh god.
i can't think sanely.

i feel useless.

i refuse to take some plunge
ha!?
never.

i'll do away with the H

call me TERE.

*i liked Tere better...
besides Tereh if you pronounce it
is such an annoying seductive word.
with the H prolonged...
Terehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DARN!
it can be quite that annoying!!!

hehehehe...
this ish funny!
nyark!nyark!nyark!

Self Reproach ala Googlism

tere is an alternative to the socialist protectionist = sum kind of a leftist ideology?
tere is a fire = I burn. I pine.
tere is célpont = celfone?
tere is a single mexican woman = a telenovela star
tere is no time to lose = impatient and determined
tere is living in long beach = I like pools better.
tere is the sort of romantic who wants life to measure up to pedro infante's movies = & dave grohl’s whines and whoos…sigh!
tere is prettier than alba = hehehe… I wish. Who’s alba anyway?
tere is a walking almanac of facts about this tragic = the tragedy of the unexplained
tere is a true people person = (“,) vote me for prez. wehehe
tere is secretary of the pedro infante club de admiradores norteamericano #256 = who the hell is pedro infante?
tere is a typical files virus = mmmm…hehehe…salot!
tere is some net links to sites to help without a doc = at least…
tere is always trying to give the credit for her work to someone else = mmm…
tere is married to joe canzoneri = freaky.
tere is so busy loving instead of living that she almost misses the point of everything that is = not true. bz not because of luv but bz because of stacked papers up to my neck.ack!
tere is an avid hockey fan = more of a basketball fan
tere is by phone = nope. by the net. major junkie.
tere is so very human with her needs = not all the time.
tere is secretary of the pedro infante fan club = I said who the hell is pedro infante?
tere is genuinely excited about getting a better deal and asked me to pass on the advice = the advice of whether to shave or not to shave.
tere is coming all the way from veracruz = the town which the Cruzes owned, dream on!
tere is the new i ka pono garden project director = ipanima!
tere is especially sweet while dina bonnevie's marissa provides a nice = poocha!
tere is now making brushes = made of stuff that repels icky fungi that causes dandruff.
tere is kind of sentimental because she believes all the jokes that we do and gets kind of angry = that is not so true. I do laugh at some jokes but I don’t believe ol of them.
tere is the first stop = to daydreams, random thoughts and neurosis.
tere is the exclamation mark that signifies the end of andrassy út = hache i jota!
tere is able to make = some people, cry some people laugh. Tsk.tsk.
tere is a graduate of the rockwell institute in seattle where she was trained in residential real estate = I wish.
tere is the inspiration behind all our recipes; here we pass on some of her culinary secrets = the legend who watched heny sison’s shows and never learned to cook.
tere is a beautiful woman = in whose rights?
tere is working on a cookbook that will include her cocktails = and doomfoods.
tere is on another scholarship in the united states = ?
tere is availability for the sp games in fiji next year = fiji.fiji.fiji.
tere is a server running at the moment ip 202 = 202 is the diameter of delmonte’s 202 can.
tere is no newcomer in the industry but it took a guest appearance on pas band's song = my dream. have an indie band.
tere is the artificial lake = a lake made of iced tea
tere is oblivious to her mother's prejudices = not that I know
tere is vice president = from way back kopong-kopong
tere is van = ?
tere is little sand on the beach and a lot of stones it is very beautiful and one cam walk on a wide strip of grass along the seashore = mmm…nice thought.
tere is one of the best artists on the internet = just type www.pornstar.com.wehehehe.
tere is teh = taeh
tere is one stop away and you can walk to vaci utca from here = and then turn left and look the right and point to the west
tere is a similar building that houses the szépmuvészeti museum = where taxidermied animals can never be found
tere is nice = I can do your homework (right hand open)
tere is merely an excuse for a meet = a swim meet?
tere is one i saw in hurst texas = wearing cowboy boots and shouting, “Hee-haw!”.
tere is again at her favorite task = blogging (but me thinks it doesn’t count as a task)
tere is accorded a gentle reminder that prayers are often answered = I believe.
tere is no need for u to learn vc++ to start c# = 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
tere is a certified senior professional in hr and holds a ba from the universidad autonoma de tamaulipas and an mba at the university of the incarnate word = Sỉ!
tere is in her forties and still single = this, I am afraid of.
tere is nospark on the wireshope you can help me thanks = and leave ur message after the beep.
tere is no spark on the = ass
tere is = what she is
tere is no way i would endanger his = crotch…hahaha
tere is the small island just west of britanya = yes. the encyclopedia. (korni!)
tere is something the matter with us = just like a class card with a red mark
tere is handy with everything else = comes with a free can opener if you call now!hurry!
tere is only 5 foot tall = + 2 inches
tere is no one left to ask" = sad.
tere is a capable = …of many things… weird or sane.
tere is hosting a grand collection of birthday cards for david & gillian created by xf artists = this is a suggestion.
tere is a story that emphasizes on the high and low points in each of our lives = everybody has it
tere is some stain and pitting on the skates = I want my stain removed
tere is still a problem = a lurv problem…wehehehehe.
tere is a great lady that i met surfing around my ivillage community = baduy!soulmate?
tere is an accountant in her mid = mid…mid-life crisis? I hate math!!!
tere is a 'version slot and then a 'versionstring slot = feel free to stick things in my slot.naughty grin.
tere is no set fee = some blackhole of grammar
tere is a native of fort worth = of the polluted metro manila
tere is completely = mesmerized
tere is anyone who can help me with a problem i've got = glad to be of service
tere is divorced and looking for love in all the wrong places = nightmare
tere is much more neccessity for housing this category of persons than the real possibilities are = superhero nero
tere is coming from tijuana to celebrate the puente for the feast of our lady = while singing “rain song” with all her vocal cords’ might.
tere is a foam weedkiller that works well = with golden latigo ol bulate go!
tere is currently an enormous deficits of longer series of letters in the archives = nyak!
tere is a guyat my work who is under heavy conviction to get saved = me not understand
tere is an mbta = massive.booger.tutchang.alert. (alerter!nyerknyerknyerk!)
tere is some good news to this = world (wehehehehe…yikes, korni!)
tere is no treatment for multiple chemical sensitivity = unless you electrocute yourself
tere is a small bug in the program = that hibernates on your my documents and after seven days, your telephone will ring and some kid will say, “what’s your favorite scary movie?”

hey!

People in your company think you are unreal, they are hallucinating. You are creativly inspiring aswell as you make people delirious and delusional. You make time appear distorted, colours appear brighter, sounds more sharper and things seem to change shape. Sometimes people are frightened by you and get scared of everything. You mess people up, one minute they could be laughing the next they are sobbing. Sometimes you disress people so much they try to commit suicide. When people have spent alot of time with you, they get a 'flashback', they could be on a train comming home from work and suddenly start mocking the bloke next to them who appears to have grown a long hairy snout like a rat.

Find Out If You Were A Drug, What You Would Be!

quiz by ravenritings

tsk.tsk.tsk.

boredom...boredom...

quoting my ever famous lit prof...

"you know what?you know what?
i am getting bored."

"so am i ma'am, so am i."
-classmate

i know what's going to kill me...

paperwork!

ack!

here's what my birthmonth say about me...


May:

* Stubborn and hard-hearted
* Strong-willed and highly motivated
* Sharp thoughts
* Easily angered
* Attracts others and loves attention
* Deep feelings
* Beautiful physically and mentally
* Firm standpoint
* Easily influenced
* Needs no motivation
* Easily consoled
* Systematic (left brain)
* Loves to dream
* Strong clairvoyance
* Understanding
* Sickness usually in the ear and neck
* Good imagination
* Good debating skills
* Good physical
* Weak breathing
* Loves literature and the arts
* Loves travelling
* Dislike being at home
* Restless
* Hardworking
* High spirited
* Spendthrift

i've watched the ring (hollywood remake)
and it freaked me out!
waaaahhhhhhhhh!
7 days!

whoah!
my blog just expanded.
wha?
how'd that happen?
it has a mind of its own.
wehehehehe...
freaky!
i'll just keep it this way.
hehehehehe...
k lang,
i like 'em big naman e.
wehehehehe.
jk

*pare, weird. i just had a conversation with myself.
i think this blog is evil...
and it is possessing me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i have no box!
well, always wanted to be free..
weeeeeeeeeeeee!



What box do you get put in?
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this quiz reminded me of imago's the box...

what is a box?
a box is like a cube
or is a cube with six sides and 8 corners
i wonder why they say its true.
a box holds things together.
no.a box is not a bra,
but yes, it keeps things together.
and if a box could hold things together
i wonder if a box could hold people together
and if people are held together what will happen to the box?

i squint and think.

i'll get back to you on that
a very accomodating phrase, yet so insensitive.

?

this song's very empowering...
a toast to ani difranco,



a very brilliant girl.


32 flavors

squint your eyes and look closer
I'm not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
and I'm beyond your peripheral vision
so you might want to turn your head
cause someday you're going to get hungry
and eat most of the words you just said


both my parents taught me about good will
and I have done well by their names
just the kindness I've lavished on strangers
is more than I can explain
still there's many who've turned out their porch lights
just so I would think they were not home
and hid in the dark of their windows
til I'd passed and left them alone


and god help you if you are an ugly girl
course too pretty is also your doom
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room
and god help you if you are a phoenix
and you dare to rise up from the ash
a thousand eyes will smolder with jealousy
while you are just flying back


I'm not trying to give my life meaning
by demeaning you
and I would like to state for the record
I did everything that I could do
I'm not saying that I'm a saint
I just don't want to live that way
no, I will never be a saint
but I will always say


squint your eyes and look closer
I'm not between you and your ambition
I am a poster girl with no poster
I am thirty-two flavors and then some
And I'm beyond your peripheral vision
So you might want to turn your head
Cause someday you might find you're starving
and eating all of the words you said

boo!
happy halloween!

i've read bel kaufman's up the down staircase
i almost lost the courage of reading it at first but i kept my patience and i'm glad i did because it was such a good read. what i hated is the mchabe circulars that they kept on passing 'round school but would eventually get dumped on the garbage can! talk about senseless

a compo by a cream off the top sophie student of calvin coolidge high...


life reflected in the television eye

I see the television eye. It does not see me albeit I scream jump laugh weep rant rage stick out my tongue at it. Within the television eye, among the shadows and the horizontal streaks the little people live and love and eat and die interrupted by commercials. While I, yes I, possess the power to turn them off whenever I feel like it. Just so to God are we as they, for Lo! He can stop our mouths while in the middle of a sentence and snap our hearts in twain. His Eye sees us albeit we do not see Him.
What is God?
God is the Universal Antenna.

mmm...

wehehehe...
panalo sa assessment 'to!
hahahahaha!

You are a great buzz to be around and inspire people to actually get things done. Thing is people tend to miss their meals spending alot of time with you and sometimes they get paranoid and think they are spied on by the secret services. It's very difficult for people to sleep with you around and sometimes you just make people outright nervouse and anxious. As stimulating as you are, people sometimes complain of headaches, as they dont nessesarily want to go to bed with you and some people may actually become hostile and aggressive with you.

Find out If You Were A Drug, What You Would Be!

quiz by ravenritings